November 30, 2009

emel saye berbau excel

bkn excellent


gano excel jauh skali


minuman isotonik excel? lagi merepek


tapi ak nk cite sal microsoft excel


ak baru nk buat rajin suh customer emel file yg berformat xls lps ofis hour ke emel aku..


igt nk buat kt umah



tapi..





lepas abes je extract..



select program to open with?


ape??


ak xde microsoft ofis!


baru ak sedar



xeducated lgsg lptop ak nieh!





xeducated!!!tidak mempunyai ciri2 basic untuk dibawa ke kuliah mahupn pembentangan tender2 kerajaan, inikan pula untuk dibawa bersembang dgn pljr2 uitm,ipta2 dan kolej2 swasta,



nk xnk kne download open office je lah..



p/s-ape barang ofis..laptop ni teman sepermainan, tempat buang stress hahaha!! kaulah ratu hatiku

November 22, 2009

gila xbest

xbest gile rase senak kt dada




penah rase kn??





berat gle....

November 19, 2009

stesen minyak dan mat bangla

bangla tu name die amid..die keje shell

tu pn aku tgk name tag die

siang die keje carwash blkg shell, malam die kije jage pam

kalo bos die malas bos die suh die jage konter

amid bln pose lepas pnh kantoi minum teh ais dgn aku tyme aku nk byr duit cuci kete

pada pukul 9 pagi haha!



okeyyy ak bkn nk cter sal die...



semalam malam ak nk isi minyak...
depan aku ramai org



dari jauh aku nampak sorg brader dtg mencelah

pkai helmet dengan sweater..g kt konter

dgn slamber dan agak lincah..

campak duit syiling dan bgtau no pam...

beransur laju..




amid terkial2 mengira..duit syiling...

dongak ke arah aku dan bagtau rm2.40.. okeyy!

sambil bg greenlite kt brader tadi..suh fill tank..



org laen terpinga2 dgn tindakan brader tadi..sambil terkumat kamit mulut
dan mimik muke yg tidak puas ati



oke








ak xnk cakap pape sbb aku pn pnh jadik cm brader tadi

hahaha!



p/s-sendiri mau igt..la..nsb bek bawak moto..haha

November 18, 2009

input

bila nk start sembang ade input nie


hari2 sembang bende bodo je


kalo pandai xape


"apecer?xkije ke ?"


nasib baek la cuti


tyme cuti nie


baru rancaksembang kan


alah budak2 ipt standard la..abes exam baru leh online lepas sangap..


usha ayat sinis...blah la..tgk aku mcm ape je..


ceyh asal sembang je nk sembang sal paper..


best dapat lek umah, mkn mak masak...apa la itu la ini la..








tau la aku on je facebook!

tapi xde la sampai aku xkeje kn!?





tau la korg tyme kelas xleh bkk FB

jgn la pelik lak ak seari suntuk online




bayar bil internet mahal kot kompeni nie..
xkn nk membazir..


haha..


p/s bak kate org penang = toksah dok buat terok ! bnd biasa la ni..

November 16, 2009

my business byble

there's a few principle that i learn...today
in doing business..



-business person does not need capital:- a real business person grow their own capital that's need loans


-profit is a must:-a business will never be declared if there's no profit (event a cent).

-pity means nothing:- a business is consider unholy if there's pity involved.

-assets only know how to grows:-if an asset is valued down, then it is not an asset its a liability get rid of it,

-money is to exchanged not spent:-money is an object same as other things that got value , so exchanged it for the right values,

-lying is a skill:- skill needs money, skill is considered as part of service, when you feel like lying make sure it turns into money

-customer first:-of course....after they banked in the money!a person is consider as a customer when they pay!

-confident come with guts:-even you are 80percent sure with the facts,make sure the customer are 110percent believe in your words!

-commonsense is never a syllabus:- commonsense come with high state of tolerating, far away journey that has no ending! and of course with a lot of wrong steps..


-after the profit ,consider everything is done:- after you get the full payment , it is done! all track back of anything is a processing fee.


-first channel network can negotiate with all the principle above! only first channel network!
:-means closest friend,siblings and family they are your root network..










banyak lagi tapi ni je yg aku tuntut..dengan insiden arini...
mcm ramai org ckp

"skill comes with a lot of mistakes"

sial, arini betul2 teruji..!

November 8, 2009

member saye bercinta

kalo call mesti behenti , jawab gayut xbenti2


walaupun tgh bawak laju2 nak potong lori..


aksi si pembonceng menyangap je lah mcm nk sambar hendel sendiri bawak..


xpe lah..aku xmcm tu..


sape lah aku


kah3 !


org becinte ni timing mesti laen, kadang


gile geli!


org laen tgk meluat...tapi dorg rase dorg mcm belakon dalam citer


"a walk to remeber"


romantik beb!!!!





p/s alah dah name awek..sendiri mau igt la....kalo aku dalam 500daysofsummer ak nk jadi awek yg at the beginning, ati sgt kentel!

November 6, 2009

duit makan

mcm biasa la ak tlg kt kdai makan bos ak,


pegi agak awal la stended kerja kerajaan..nk lap pinggan lagi..mcm2 lagi la ..


ah... kalo ade kelapangan memang selalu sgt tlg kt kdai makan nie..


dah lame sket buat kije ak lapar...ak pn makan la,


"haish ko nie..gaji bagi, makan pn free, org laen g keje duit makan asing2, nk g keje makan dlu kt umah bawak bekal ke," penuh sinis dan mendalam terus dari mulut bos aku..


"nk wat cmne , kt rumah pn xde org wat sarapan" balas aku penuh sopan...


tapi jawapan aku disahut bunyi cengkerik..tokey ak berpikir dgn dalam2 dan beransur pergi sambung kerja beliau..












p/s-bos kdai makan tersebut ibu aku..itu kedai beliau..